Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Local girls HS team gets new recruit after Biden signs trans rights executive order

Exavier Saskagoochie January 28, 2021 0

The local girls high school basketball team got a surprise new recruit following President Biden's new transgender rights executive order...

Nadler says 2 or 3 sets of underwear are safer

Exavier Saskagoochie January 27, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Representative Jerry Nadler (D-NY) now agrees with the CDC that two or three sets of underwear are safer in...

Biden replaces disloyal National Guard troops with loyal Chinese army

Exavier Saskagoochie January 25, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC--President Biden isn't taking any chances with security. He's making sure that all the National Guard troops guarding the...

Kamala sneaks a ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ order in Biden’s stack of executive orders

Exavier Saskagoochie January 25, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—At one point during the flurry of executive orders signed by President Joe Biden, he said, "I don't know...

Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol

Exavier Saskagoochie January 23, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to...

BREAKING: Vatican declares Biden a saint after he miraculously ends COVID one day in White House

Exavier Saskagoochie January 22, 2021 0

VATICAN—Pope Francis has confirmed that the first beatification of a living person: US President Joe Biden after he has ended...

BREAKING: CIA begins funneling weapons to libertarians after Biden labels them terrorists

Exavier Saskagoochie January 22, 2021 1

PENTAGON—The Central Intelligence Agency has immediately started funneling money and weapons to various libertarian groups throughout the US after President...