YouTube bans YouTube for showing videos of Dr. Fauci contradicting Dr. Fauci
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google's media giant YouTube has been banned indefinitely from its own video streaming service for violating its community...
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Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change
GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture them on climate change. "It...
Facebook fact-checkers have investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Officials at the various Facebook fact-checking services have investigated themselves over several allegations that they promoted misinformation during...
LeBron James demands ‘more equality’ in NBA after Lakers lose 1st round Playoff match
LOS ANGELES—NBA superstar LeBron James demanded more equality in America after his team, the Lakers, were ousted from the NBA...
Lightfoot launches ‘shots for shots’ program to increase vaccination among gang bangers
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot has launched a new program called "shots for shots" to increase COVID-19 vaccination rates among Chicago's gang...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to read emails that make Fauci look like an ass
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to read emails obtained through a...
Biden wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving; salutes ‘all the fallen turkeys’
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre Memorial Day service, President* Joe Biden wished everyone a "Happy Thanksgiving," and saluted "all the fallen...
Biden launches the US Gay Force to enforce pronouns
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to former President Trump's Space Force and just in time for Pride Month, President* Biden has launched...
Biden ends investigation into whether China leaked COVID because ‘they said they didn’t’
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration has concluded the investigation into whether the Chinese Communist Party had developed and released COVID-19 as...
Netflix releases new documentary on January 6 riot ‘AOC: Defending the Capitol’
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The online media giant Netflix has released a new documentary on the January 6th riot in Washington, DC...
