Greta Thunberg says coronavirus is responsible for killing her publicity
Teen climate change sensation Greta Thunberg who is famous for chastising old people for not taking her seriously about the...
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Schiff launches probe into why Trump was dealing with his previous probe instead of COVID-19
In an effort to make everything about him, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff is working to launch a new...
Newsom baffled a state that encourages illegal immigration isn’t obeying his ‘stay at home’ order
California Governor Gavin Newsom is vexed that no one in his state is obey his "stay at home" order after...
To save lives, Newsom will execute anyone who leaves their house during COVID-19 quarantine
California is now living its first full day under some of the most wide-reaching measures in the country, aimed at halting the...
Chik-fil-A drive through to provide coronavirus testing; expect to have 300 million tested before lunch
The extraordinarily fast and efficient Chik-fil-A drive through across the nation is contributing its system in the fight against coronavirus...
To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says, "There is not a day to lose," in this fight against the dreaded...
Nation shocked that kids raised to think only of themselves are thinking only of themselves
The nation was horrified to see young adults socializing and partying in South Florida during a campaign to promote social...
OPED: How dare spring breakers ignore the mass hysteria about a disease that won’t hurt them?
The geniuses that America's schools and colleges have produced have decided to ignore the doom and gloom and mass hysteria...
In abundance of caution, local teen cancels cleaning her room for one month amid outbreak
People are getting serious about coronavirus by closing everything and postponing everything else. Local teen, Abigail Martin has decided that...
Democrats rally around coronavirus as their best bet to beat Trump in 2020
Democrats around the country are celebrating the death and economic destruction of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) as their best bet...
