BREAKING: Over 24,000 Americans have died from COVID-19; it’s time to panic
The CDC estimates that as of March 30, there have been at least 39 million cases, 400,000 hospitalizations and 24,000 deaths...
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BREAKING: Trump reschedules Easter to May 1st
President Donald Trump announced on Sunday that the White House would be extending its social distancing guidelines through April 30...
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
DNC to include coronavirus in next debate to ‘make things interesting’
Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday suggested there should be no more televised debates for the remainder of the...
BREAKING: Coronavirus is afraid of coming into contact with Joe Biden
The dreaded coronavirus, which is warranting strict social distancing measures across the country, is employing its own social distancing measures...
Greta Thunberg manages to revive publicity by intentionally contracting coronavirus
It was a scary couple weeks for teen climate sensation Greta Thunberg. No one was talking about her or the...
Governor who okayed partial birth abortion named DNC moral authority on saving lives
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, who last year signed a bill legalizing partial birth abortions and infanticide, will do anything...
NY fetuses intentionally contracting coronavirus in order to be saved from abortion by Gov Cuomo
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has stated that he will spare no expense and do everything he can to save...
Dr. Venkman predicts coronavirus disaster: mass hysteria, ‘dogs and cats living together’
New York City's Dr. Peter Venkman has warned New York's Mayor Bill de Blasio and New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo...
BREAKING: Charlie Sheen tests positive for every disease except coronavirus
During this global health crisis, Hollywood Legend and star of one of the greatest films of all time The Chase,...
