Pelosi threatens to withhold impeachment from Senate in exchange for incriminating her political enemy
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is threatening to withhold the Articles of Impeachment from the Senate until she gets...
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BREAKING: Amex sends fraud alert to taxpayers ‘Did you just try to charge $1.4 trillion at CONGRESS?’
American Express has sent a fraud alert to every American taxpayer asking, "did you just try to spend $1.4 trillion...
Disney to replace entire ‘Rise of Skywalker’ with 3 hours of Baby Yoda clips
After disappointing Last Jedi gross sales accompanied with a low average rating, Disney is hedging its bets for the last...
Illinois Governor Pritzker named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for 2019
Illinois's Governor JB Pritzker is racking up the awards. For the first time this year, Pritzker has been named U-Haul's...
Greta finally home in ‘overcrowded Sweden’ where her childhood was stolen
Teen climate activist Greta Thunberg is under fire after tweeting out that she's, "Finally home in overcrowded Sweden where my...
Amid falling polling numbers, Biden turns to white supremacist vote
During a press conference to the largely white teacher's unions, former Vice President and current candidate for president, Joe Biden...
Democrats learning from Labour’s big loss will increase name-calling by 150%
Top Democrats in the Unites States are learning from UK's left-leaning Labour Party's big defeat this week after a spokesman...
Labour ‘pretty sure’ they lost because they didn’t call enough people racist
Prime Minister Boris Johnson exceeded all expectations in Thursday's U.K. general election, and his landslide victory makes the U.K. all...
Virginia Dems send in Beto O’Rourke to confiscate guns in 2nd Amendment sanctuaries
RICHMOND, VA— Democratic lawmakers on Capitol Hill say local police who do not enforce gun control measures likely to pass in...
Greta screams at volcano recklessly violating climate change regulation
Just a day after Time Magazine named her "Person of the Year," Greta Thunberg was fighting climate change, this time...
