Sen. Elizabeth Warren has ‘1/1024th sympathy for those who cheat to get their kids into college’
Recently dozens of celebrities and wealthy parents have been caught bribing admissions professionals at prestigious colleges to get their children...
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Do you remember what you were doing when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down?
People across the country reflect on the tragedies of 3/13/19 when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down. "I was scanning...
Ocasio Cortez: ‘It’s 2019; we must end women’s suffrage!’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Cuomo named U-Haul’s #1 salesman for fourth consecutive year
New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo is racking up the awards. For the fourth year in a row, he has been...
White college students now required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That's why several universities across the...
New ‘King Donald Version’ Bible adds Prosperity Gospel, removes 7th Commandment
Several churches across the United States are upgrading to a new Bible translation published by President Trump dubbed the 'King...
‘Captain Marvel’ breaks all records for virtue signals in an opening weekend
Captain Marvel, the latest in the Marvel superhero universe of films, was an enormous hit, breaking all records for the...
Fake economist and fake scientist team up to tell you how to live your life
Bill Nye (aka The Science Guy) is usually the guy with all the fake answers. But at SXSW on Saturday,...
Ocasio Cortez in SXSW panel: ‘It’s 2019; we must put an end to women’s suffrage’
Austin--Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York took the tech and arts South by Southwest conference by storm this weekend and...
Angry feminists demand equal jobs in garbage collection, portable toilet cleaning
In a bold protest on International Women's Day, a mob of self-proclaimed angry feminists demanded equal female representation in the...
