Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
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Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police and the 100% renewable electricity extension cord,...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
BREAKING: Elderly man seen in multiple locations offering kids free stuff from van
An elderly white male, who witnesses describe as, "kinda crazy looking" has been seen in multiple locations around town offering...
UPDATE: Black panther arrested in connection to Colorado MAGA mountain lion attack
UPDATE: Police have now apprehended a black panther, who is native to the tropical jungle of Nigeria, for the crime...
Elon Musk to give free wifi to everyone on earth but keep the password to himself
Revolutionary entrepreneur and eccentric businessman Elon Musk, founder of SpaceX and CEO of Tesla Motors, is ready to change communications...
Will Smith to play Jussie Smollett in Jerry Bruckheimer’s adaption of ‘The Boy Who Cried MAGA’
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Jussie Smollett nominated for Best Actor for his portrayal of a victim in real life
The struggling actor, Jussie Smollett, may have just gotten the break of his career. He has been nominated for best...
Low-skilled workers shocked to find themselves unemployed after winning $15 minimum wage hike
Millions of low-skilled workers, fresh off a victory to force their employers to pay them more than they are worth,...
