Pope Francis gets tough on corrupt bishops, puts them in 2-minute time-out
VATICAN—Pope Francis closed the conference on sexual abuse this week with unprecedented measures to stem the abuse by priests and...
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With Lent approaching, Christians are reminded that they are butt dust
Ash Wednesday is the beginning of the Christian season of Lent, a time for fasting, alms giving, and penance. According...
STUDY: 3 trees die every time CVS prints a receipt
Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology have discovered a troubling correlation between CVS receipts and the ongoing deforestation of...
Newborns identifying as undocumented immigrants to not be infanticided by Democrats
Democrats recently rejected a bill that would save babies who were able to make it through a botched abortion, basically...
Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Gender equality experts shocked there are no trans-males in men’s sports
Across the country, from high school to college, trans-female athletes (biological males competing as females) are breaking barriers and records....
Jussie Smollett claims he was ‘robbed’ of best actor Oscar in brutal attack
In a tearful interview with ABC, Jussie Smollett explained in detail an incident in which he was physically beaten up...
Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
