Newborns identifying as undocumented immigrants to not be infanticided by Democrats
Democrats recently rejected a bill that would save babies who were able to make it through a botched abortion, basically...
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Ocasio-Cortez defends money laundering because there are ‘so many germs on money’
Visionary intellectual and United States Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York has made a name for herself in her first...
Gender equality experts shocked there are no trans-males in men’s sports
Across the country, from high school to college, trans-female athletes (biological males competing as females) are breaking barriers and records....
Jussie Smollett claims he was ‘robbed’ of best actor Oscar in brutal attack
In a tearful interview with ABC, Jussie Smollett explained in detail an incident in which he was physically beaten up...
Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
Socialist Bernie fans excited to wait 12 hours for food and healthcare at the DMV
Fans of the democratic socialist candidate for president Bernie Sanders are excited for the Democratic front-runner to take office in...
Unpopular Democratic candidates take 70% of Bernie Sanders’ contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
Ocasio-Cortez: Don’t like #GreenNewDeal? ‘come up with your own stupid plan to deal with a fake problem’
After receiving waves of criticism for her Green New Deal proposals of the cow-fart police and the 100% renewable electricity extension cord,...
New San Francisco restaurant lets socialist patrons literally ‘eat the rich’
After a rough start and trouble getting permits, the new swanky hipster restaurant in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...
BREAKING: Elderly man seen in multiple locations offering kids free stuff from van
An elderly white male, who witnesses describe as, "kinda crazy looking" has been seen in multiple locations around town offering...
