Sen. Mike Lee jumps on Green New Deal taun taun wagon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK27NZon11w In a beautiful speech, Senator Mike Lee of Utah defends Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Green New Deal and jumps on the...
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First all-female spacewalk cancelled because they ‘couldn’t find the perfect outfit’
A historic spacewalk was scheduled to occur this week, with only women operating outside the ISS for the first time...
BREAKING: New Zealand outlaws mass shootings
New Zealand is the first Western country to boldly ban mass shootings in all forms following a deadly massacre in...
Tim Cook announces new ‘Apple Church’ during annual event
Already a sort of religion for fans, the Apple CEO Tim Cook announced a new industry for the tech giant...
New Zealand bans guns so citizens feel safer during the next mass shooting
When a terrorist massacred 50 people at two New Zealand mosques, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern immediately grasped the nettle. “I...
BREAKING: Southern Poverty Law Center designates itself as a hate group
After years of smearing good people with false charges of bigotry, the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) has finally been...
Millions of humble Democrats beg forgiveness for falsely accusing Trump of Russia collusion
Special counsel Robert S. Mueller III delivered a report Friday on his inquiry into Russian interference in the 2016 election...
New Zealand bans all semi-automatic cars following horrific 10-car pileup
All semi-automatic automobiles, sports cars, and buses will be banned in New Zealand following the horrific 10-car pileup in Christchurch...
Trans woman demands everyone accept her exactly as she is every time she changes what she is
Bella Forlorn is transitioning from a male to a female in a bold move to help eradicate all biology from...
College students suffering worst outbreak of ‘opposing ideas’ in decades
Hospitals across the country have recently been inundated with patients who have been exposed to a new threatening contagious disease:...
