Fetterman shows off new ‘I ❤️ Fracking’ tattoo
After a dismal debate performance in which Pennsylvania Senate candidate Jon Fetterman made a half-hearted attempt to sway voters with...
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Abrams: ‘Food and energy prices too high? Have you tried killing your kids?’
ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams has taken a bold stance in her latest interview, promoting multiple homicides to deal with...
BREAKING: Spokesperson for Hell disputes Biden’s claim that the U.S. economy is ‘strong as hell’
WASHINGTON, DC—A spokesperson for the Underworld has disputed US President* Joe Biden's claim that the US economy is "strong as...
BREAKING: In order to win back JPMorgan Chase, Ye West starts a child sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—Rapper Ye (formerly Kanye) West was pilloried by media pundits and JPMorgan Chase closed his bank account after committing...
BREAKING: Dr. Evil claims Alex Jones defamed him by calling him ‘Mr. Evil,’ demands $1 trillion
AUSTIN—The hits keep coming for Alex Jones, who recently received a guilty verdict in a defamation suit by the Sandy...
BREAKING: Elon Musk offers to buy embattled Ukraine for $44 billion too
AUSTIN—Just hours after the world's wealthiest person Elon Musk agreed to let the purchase of embattled social media company Twitter...
FBI opens investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened an investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist,...
AOC: ‘If the recession is so bad why are all my friends in DC getting so rich?’
WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I’d like to share. Lots of capitalist monsters try to say that...
BREAKING: Nord Stream pipeline has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
BERLIN—The Nord Steam pipeline, widely known to have colluded with Russia, has reportedly overhead important information that certainly will lead...
BREAKING: FBI arrests Mike Lindell after spotting a MyPillow in Hunter Biden sex trafficking video
US—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is shaking down Mike Lindell after identifying a MyPillow in the background of one of...
