Biden rallies break out across Philadelphia following police shooting
Philadelphia city officials have issued a curfew for Wednesday night, after two days of Joe Biden rallies left dozens of...
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Hunter Biden secures election night sponsors for his dad
WILMINGTON, DE—Hunter Biden has secured several election night sponsors for his dad, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden. “I knew Hunter...
Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden
SILICON VALLEY—Fact-checkers for tech giants Facebook and Twitter have halted vicious lies about the pristine Joe Biden campaign, which seem...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Biden says he didn’t know about Burisma because he doesn’t ‘know what’s going on about anything’
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden claims that he didn't know about what went on between his son Hunter Biden...
Biden campaign launches Black Women Stock Shelves for Joe contest!
The Harris and sometimes Biden campaign has announced a contest in order to counter the #Blexit movement. The contest will...
LeBron James sets all-time NBA record for virtue signaling
LOS ANGELES--LeBron “King” James set a new NBA record last night, specifically a quadruple double. You read that right, in...
China pinky-promises to lower carbon emissions by 2069
BEIJING—Xi Jinping and all of his advisors have pinky-promised to lower their country’s emissions by the year 2069. The promise...
All food packaging to feature at least one Obama from now on
The Mars company announced today they are 'Racist No More' and have signed Barack Obama to replace the outdated Uncle...
Anticipating SCOTUS riots: Trump calls up clone army
Fearing Democrats will make good on their threats and burn down America if he so much as whispers a nomination...
