Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
SEATTLE—Starbucks has been working overtime to create their new line of Boutique Roasts to appeal to their newest group of...
Everyone's tearing down inanimate objects that have some association with slavery—and sometimes that don't have anything to do with slavery....
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
Bill Gates has installed several sharknados in the tropical storm Cristobal making landfall later today. He says that he's working...