Georgia to open Uyghur concentration camp to lure Disney back to state
ATLANTA—Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has announced a brand new concentration camp for ethnic Uyghurs in an effort to lure the...
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NFL plays anthem for every ethnicity on Earth before first game to promote unity
In response to the increased racial tension in America, the NFL opened its first game with the white national anthem,...
Oscars now require Best Picture nominees to have at least 1 scene with a living turd
Ahead of the #OscarsSoWhite controversy’s fifth anniversary, the Academy has announced a new set of inclusion requirements films must meet...
YouTube explains its extremely clear community guidelines
YouTube is a very open and transparent social media platform. In this informative video, YouTube representatives explain their extremely clear...
Smith & Wesson names Antifa their #1 salesman for 2020
It looks like gun sales are through the roof. It seems like not only is there a 6-month waiting list...
Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
Nick Sandmann renames CNN since he absolutely owns them
The Cable News Network (CNN), founded in 1980 by American media magnate Ted Turner has been renamed the Nick Sandmann...
Passengers refusing to wear mask kicked off plane somewhere over Kansas
Parents and their six children who refused to wear a mask were kicked off of a JetBlue Airways flight somewhere over the...
Goodyear introduces new 2020 tires that only make left turns
Going all in on its recent zero tolerance for conservatives policy, Goodyear Tire Company is introducing its 2020 tires that...
