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AOC slams long lines at McDonald’s as ‘diner suppression’

Rafi Metz April 1, 2021 0

NEW YORK—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Socialist-NY) took to Twitter today accusing McDonald’s of ‘diner suppression’ over long waiting lines at the...

Secret Service hires Nepali sherpa to carry Biden up and down White House stairs

Brady Thomas March 23, 2021 0

NEPAL—The United States Secret Service announced today that they have added a Nepali Sherpa named Norbu to the President’s security...

AOC: If socialism is so bad, why did over 100 million people sacrifice their lives for it in the 20th century?

Rafi Metz March 23, 2021 0

Deep Thoughts by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez If recent trends over the past few years are any indication, it’s that socialism is...

BREAKING: Democrats agree to let you have some of your money in $1.9 trillion relief package

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats in control of both houses of Congress and the White House recently passed the $1.9 trillion relief package,...

Call for recently laid off HuffPo writers

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021 0

Dear laid off Huffington Post writers, we know you're hurt and struggling in this time of flux, but there are...

White House demands removal of offensive new Dr. Seuss books

Exavier Saskagoochie March 3, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—White House personnel were infuriated to learn of new offensive Dr. Seuss books to replace the old offensive Dr....

ALERT: Pillsbury Doughboy reported missing

Richie Richards February 27, 2021 0

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—General Mills representative and pastry enthusiast, the Pillsbury Doughboy, has been reported missing to the authorities. Police are not...