Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months
AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...
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Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot
ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...
Cuomo blames Trump for not telling him that nursing homes were filled with old people
Just look at the picture below. We see here Governor Jesus....uh Andrew Cuomo being celebrated for his amazing record of...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
Chick-fil-A CEO calls on patrons to repent for eating at Chick-fil-A, start eating only Popeyes
Dan Cathy has just purchased a newly designed gun. This gun can only be fired at feet. Well, not anybody's...
Product marketers replace stereotypical blacks with authentic blacks to fight racism
Marketers across the country are replacing racist depictions of stereotypical blacks on their food products with more authentic blacks in...
Facebook launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced today that Facebook is launching a mandatory satire filter that will strip all...
Quaker replaces racist Aunt Jemima with Aunt Karen to remind you of your privilege at breakfast
The Aunt Jemima brand of syrup and pancake mix will get a new name and image, Quaker Oats announced Wednesday,...
Starbucks serving up newest ‘Self-Loathing’ blond roast
SEATTLE—Starbucks has been working overtime to create their new line of Boutique Roasts to appeal to their newest group of...
