NASCAR gives Bubba Wallace first ever win in reparations for slavery
CHARLOTTE—National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) has given the mulatto driver Darrell Wallace Jr. aka (Bubba Wallace) his...
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Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work
PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don't work when they get a...
Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding area a communist autonomous zone...
Walmart requires face masks to keep their customers healthy
BENTONVILLE, AR—Walmart will require customers at all of its US stores to wear masks beginning next week in order to...
New Yorkers forced to shoplift bread hidden in shoe boxes to feed their kids
In a recent Zoom townhall, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the recent uptick in crime in New York City including...
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
Struggling Robert De Niro starts GoFundMe page as net worth plummets to $500,000,000
According to recent reports, Robert De Niro has complained that COVID-19 has seriously interfered with his career and has devastated...
Local man frustrated that overpriced Wayfair furniture keeps shipping with young women inside
A wealthy local man has had to keep returning overpriced furniture bought on the home decor online store Wayfair after...
Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country
Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold cities, causing billions of dollars...
Disney launches new Colin Kaepernick ride consisting of 60 minutes of sitting on the bench
ANAHEIM—Disney has added a new Colin Kaepernick ride to go along with his Disney+ video series. The thrilling ride will...
