Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino defends sexualization of children in ‘Cuties’
LOS GATOS, CA—New Netflix CEO Jerry Epstino has issued a public defense of the new Netflix original film 'Cuties' (“Mignonnes”),...
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NFL plays anthem for every ethnicity on Earth before first game to promote unity
In response to the increased racial tension in America, the NFL opened its first game with the white national anthem,...
Oscars now require Best Picture nominees to have at least 1 scene with a living turd
Ahead of the #OscarsSoWhite controversy’s fifth anniversary, the Academy has announced a new set of inclusion requirements films must meet...
YouTube explains its extremely clear community guidelines
YouTube is a very open and transparent social media platform. In this informative video, YouTube representatives explain their extremely clear...
Netflix releases 3rd season of Making A Murderer: Andrew Cuomo
Netflix has raised the bar of television degeneracy. The entertainment behemoth have released the third season of the hit series...
Disney launches porn platform with only former Disney child actors
ALTA VISTA, FL—Inspired by Bella Thorne's hugely profitable OnlyFans account, Disney corporation hopes to capitalize on the utter degenerates that...
The #1 attraction in California this year is Texas
LOS ANGELES—For the second year in a row, the top attraction in the beautiful state of California is Texas. "There's...
Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic
Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...
After encouraging reports on using honey for COVID-19, drug companies release honey pills for $1000/dose
There are so many nascent therapeutic avenues for this 'novel' coronavirus it's hard to know where to start. This is...
DNC replaces 2020 convention with 5 minutes of loud, sustained yelling at images of Trump
After dismal ratings, the Democratic National Committee will do away with their traditional convention in 2020 and instead spend five...
