Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus by demanding that the United...
Culture
California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has released a new state flag....
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
Greta Thunberg: ‘The Nobel Committee clearly want the world to die’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
Hollywood star bravely comes out as a straight white man
No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That's why it's especially brave of several Hollywood...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
Greta Thunberg to Nobel Committee: ‘How dare you not give me the Peace Prize’
Greta Thunberg was incensed at not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for her emotional complaining about the weather. After...
Elizabeth Warren to celebrate Indigenous People’s Day by scalping 6 of her political enemies
Most people are aware that Sen. Elizabeth Warren, front runner for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president, is a true...
