STUDY: Panic over COVID-19 has killed more people than the virus itself
Something unusual is going on with the talking heads these days regarding COVID-19. We understand that people on these so-called...
Culture
In abundance of caution, local teen cancels cleaning her room for one month amid outbreak
People are getting serious about coronavirus by closing everything and postponing everything else. Local teen, Abigail Martin has decided that...
Pope Francis says coronavirus is retribution for inadequate transgender bathrooms
Pope Francis has been a pretty busy fella these days. Italy is inundated with COVID-19, the crematoriums are now offering...
Pelosi wears commemorative toilet paper earrings to coronavirus press conference
In a bold move of class and style during a chaotic time, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wore...
15-person coronavirus task force recommends gatherings of no more than 10 people
The 15-person White House coronavirus task force urged Americans to avoid groups larger than 10 people in a newly aggressive...
POLL: Coronavirus exposure preferable to exposure to Joe Biden
Over the last few weeks, GT has sent dozens of reporters around this wonderful country of ours to see if...
Quarantined elderly dying of dust inhalation as they start house-cleaning out of boredom
The CDC now recommends all people over 65 remain homebound until the CoronaCrisis is over. These are neither disabled nor...
BREAKING: Trump administration to tap the nations ‘Strategic Toilet Paper Reserves’
Oil is indeed the lifeblood of any nation. As the world is gripped by coronavirus the price of oil has...
Lori Loughlin caught cheating on coronavirus test
The SAT cheating scandal seems like it's in the rearview mirror these days. Most of the accused have pled to...
God to isolate Earth from rest of Universe until after Spring Break
We are in the midst of a Pandemic. The worst Pandemic the world has ever endured. At least 120% of...
