Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...
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Adam Schiff wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has won the Best...
In attempt to get noticed, Amy Klobuchar wears blackface to debate, changes name to Michelle O’Bama
Poor Amy K. hasn't been doing all that well in the polls. Nobody has ever heard of her, nobody knows...
Feminists fear rapidly growing Christian Church in Iran may turn the country into The Handmaid’s Tale
PORTLAND, OR - American feminists are sounding the alarm over a rapidly growing and oppressive regime in the Middle East:...
AOC absolutely destroys lawmakers: ‘It’s a physical impossibility to be in a pickle’
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) absolutely destroyed lawmakers yesterday who thought people could actually, "be in a pickle." "This whole...
Babylon Bee retracts article making fun of people who make fun of AOC: ‘actually she really is that stupid’
The satire website The Babylon Bee has been forced to retract an article that makes fun of people who make...
Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about 'persona non grata', Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most reviled Republican Senator in US...
Feud intensifies as Trump bashes Pelosi with folding chair on House Floor
Many thought that after President Trump ignored Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's handshake and then Pelosi tore up her...
BREAKING: Mormon God to impeach Mitt Romney
We all now know Senator Mitt Romney will vote to impeach President Trump claiming "It's between him and his God."...
Democrats honor Margaret Sanger by wearing ‘white-supremacy white’ to State of the Union
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar— showed up...
