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BREAKING: Kamala Harris demands refund from dozens of celebrities she paid to endorse her
WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris presidential campaign has announced that they are seeking refunds from dozens of celebrities whom they reportedly...
BREAKING: Peanut the squirrel teams up with Harambe to posthumously endorse Donald Trump
NEW YORK—The spirit of Peanut the Squirrel has teamed up with Harambe the gorilla to posthumously endorse former President Donald...
Frustrated SNL Writers Hoping Harris Does Something To Make Fun Of
SNL’s head writer Kahm Eddie Isded has a problem most comedy writers dream of: a Vice President so flawless she’s...
“Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Back On SNL?” Asks Hilarious Alec Baldwin
As Alec Baldwin’s infamous presence resurfaces, speculation mounts over how a man who has faced serious allegations can still confidently...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for Halloween again
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States yet again for Halloween....
BREAKING: Oscar the Grouch Endorses Trump After Biden’s Garbage Comment
SESAME STREET—Long time resident Oscar the Grouch surprised the nation today by officially endorsing Donald Trump for president, citing President...
BREAKING: Tim Walz to Star in Brokeback Mountain 2: A Heartfelt Tale of a Man and His Horse
Hollywood insiders are buzzing over the announcement that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz will star in the long-anticipated sequel to Brokeback...
Leonardo DiCaprio lands private jet to endorse Kamala Harris on his private yacht because climate change
In a bold and groundbreaking move to combat climate change, Leonardo DiCaprio has decided to take a private jet from...
BREAKING: Eminem reenacts several of his raps about beating and r*ping women during brave endorsement of Kamala Harris
DETROIT, MI — In what some are calling "the boldest campaign event of the year" (and others, "the most awkward...
