Culture

OP-ED: Cuomo should resign for sexual misconduct only if another 10,000 accusers come forward

Rafi Metz March 11, 2021

You’re probably very familiar by now with the recent scandal that’s been plaguing NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo over the past...

Moms relieved Pepé Le Pew is canceled so their kids can get back to watching ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ in peace

Exavier Saskagoochie March 10, 2021

US—Moms around the country are relieved that the Loony Toons character Pepé Le Pew has been cancelled so their kids...

Disney releases first oppressed princess Meghan doll

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has released the first oppressed princess Meghan doll—a new line of toys marketed to young girls....

Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2021

BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...