Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...
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BREAKING: Pelosi threatens to revoke Trump’s Jelly of the Month Subscription
WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to take away President Donald Trump's Jelly of the Month Subscription...
Joe Biden so committed to Catholicism he’s willing to sacrifice unborn babies for it
WASHINGTON, DC—In a press conference yesterday, Joe Biden discussed his religious beliefs and how they’ve impacted his life. “I’m one...
Mayor De Blasio renames Manhattan to Womanhattan
NEW YORK CITY—Not to be outdone by the stunning and brave US Congress, which has eliminated all gendered terms in...
Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz
In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...
Woke Rep Emanuel Cleaver changes name to Ewomanuel Cleaver
WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms. After Democrats removed all gendered...
Amid pandemic, millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune instead of buying them
The Hill released a report today highlighting the challenges millennials have faced throughout the pandemic, which have been many no...
Top 10 Most Popular Articles From the Least Popular Year
Most people agree, 2020 was a pretty terrible year in a lot of ways. But it was great for satire!...
Media baffled by all of these Middle East peace deals in ‘mostly peaceful’ region
WASHINGTON, DC—President Trump recently announced that he helped secure a peace agreement between Israel and Morocco, making this the fourth...
For just $600 ($1.64 a day) you can sponsor an American family
For just $600, or $1.64 a day, you can sponsor an American family put into destitution by their government for...
