Bill Gates to play himself as the next Bond supervillain
Details on the hotly anticipated Bond 25 have been revealed for the first time- with evil genius billionaire Bill Gates...
Culture
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t
Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...
Twitter automatically changes all old #IBelieveHer hashtags to #IBelieveJoe
Twitter has done it again. With so many cutting edge technologies like increasing the allowed length of tweet from 140...
Soccer players practicing social distancing still manage to foul each other
ENGLAND – The godless communists who watch soccer are happy to report little has changed in their beloved sport since...
GT’s Official Guide to the ‘New Normal’
Everyone hears about the "new normal", which is to replace the "old normal" which nobody thought was "normal" in the...
Alex Jones releases new critically acclaimed cookbook ‘Grilling your neighbors’
It all started with a crazed rant on Alex Jones’ real and unfiltered television show, where he described sizing up...
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
BREAKING: NYC Mayor De Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews
In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews...
