Don Jr. moving up in Democratic primary polls
We all know by now that the Democrats have an enthusiasm gap that widens daily. Presidential candidates drop out two...
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Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
BREAKING: President Trump pardons notorious war criminal Barack Obama
It's almost spring. Almost. A wonderful season to be alive. Blooming flowers, birds chirping again as they fly North, love...
Rosario Dawson installs revolving door on closet she just came out of
Look, we all know people change their minds all the time about lots of things. People evolve. Tastes change. People...
Men can’t have an opinion about abortion (except for the 9 men who decided Roe v Wade)
If you didn't bleed through every pair of pants you had in 7th grade, you can't write laws about reproductive...
Hero of the Christian faith writes ‘Soli Deo Gloria’ after all his inane Facebook posts
PHOENIX, AZ—Barnabas White, a local 13-point Calvinist from Sola Scriptura Veritas Ordo Salutis Church in Phoenix Arizona is wowing both...
Elizabeth Warren hopes to pick up crucial dog-faced pony soldier vote with facial reconstruction surgery
Elizabeth Warren has been fading in the polls recently. Her Native American debacle has not helped. But now that Joe...
Boeing finally reveals the contents of the ‘black box’
Iran has acceded to the demands of Boeing today in agreeing to hand over the infamous Black Box from the...
Dwayne Wade proud to let his 12-year-old ‘live out his truth’ as a Pterodactyl
Retired NBA star Dwayne Wade remembers exactly what his 12-year-old son said when he came out as transpecies. "We was...
Iran employs long-range Lockheed Martin Gaydar as Buttigieg climbs in the polls
Everyone is well aware of the murderous Islamic thugs who identify, torture and eventually kill gay and lesbian people living...
