Awkward! Leaked memo clarifies Mark Zuckerberg’s deep-seated affinity for fascism
In a leaked memo, from Facebook’s headquarters in Silicone Valley, some extremely statements were made by its founder and CEO...
Religion
OPINION: Stupid Christians think they know their Scripture better than me
As my readers are probably well aware, I am a really smart atheist. That is how I discovered atheism because...
3000-year-old Chinese statue destroyed after it was caught throwing white nationalist hand symbol
A 3000-year-old Chinese statue of the Buddha was taken down and destroyed after it was caught throwing a white nationalist...
Burly war veteran brutalized by little old lady’s prayers
A burly, bearded war veteran was brutalized by a little old lady saying prayers in broad daylight. The victim, Brian...
BREAKING: ‘Some people did something to some worshippers’
Doubling down on her ridiculous non-statement about the 9/11 terror attacks, Representative Ilhan Omar said of the Sri Lanka terror...
‘Religion of Peace’ parade cancelled due to violence among participants
A parade to celebrate the "Religion of Peace" following several bombings by militant Muslim factions on Easter Sunday was cancelled...
Rad Trad refuses to wash his feet to protest Vatican II
In a radical move to challenge the "Spirit of Vatican II" a self-proclaimed "Rad Trad" has decided to avoid washing...
Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been "accidentally" burned down after enduring 900 years of war and bombings...
Muslim congresswoman demands US become more like the country where she couldn’t make demands
Representative Ilhan Omar of Minnesota is taking Congress by storm, demanding that the United States become more like the country...
OPINION: We must stop Chik-fil-A’s hateful, oppressive delicious chicken and great service
Chick-fil-A makes delicious chicken sandwiches and serves them with a level of customer service that hasn't been seen in decades...
