Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state
“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate...
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BREAKING: Planned Parenthood pledges 1 dollar to Black Lives Matter for every POC aborted
Sometimes a man can be confronted by stunning bravery. Other times he finds himself at odds with the bravely stunning....
Local ladies attend ‘Worst clam rally in history’
WALKER, LA — Three local woman prepared their finest clam dishes in preparation for their first clam rally. Three hours...
Newsom reminds Californians to only go outside to poop on the sidewalk
In a stern warning amid the raging COVID-19 pandemic, Governor Gavin Newsom issued a reminder for Californians only to go...
Amid COVID pandemic, nation’s hospitals request fewer ventilators and more cowbell
Nurse crews are absolutely killing it in their response to a Tik Tok dance challenge during the COVID-19 pandemic. The...
Breaking: New Orleans Coronavirus outbreak caused by Popeye’s new fried bat combo
Upping the ante in the Chicken flame wars, Popeye’s released their boldest meal to date. Playing off of the Corona...
GT’s Definitive Guide to Panicking During the Coronavirus Pandemic
There has been a lot of confusion during the chaos of the coronavirus plague and pandemic. The CDC has said...
China finds innovative way to kill dissidents disguised as coronavirus patients in collapsable hotels
It seems China is always in the news these days. The trade wars, supply chain exclusivity, their alleged coming collapse,...
Local obnoxious little twit thinks he is smart enough to run the country
We’ve all seen it. These young little know-it-all’s who come in with guns a blazing telling everybody why they’re wrong....
Feud intensifies as Trump bashes Pelosi with folding chair on House Floor
Many thought that after President Trump ignored Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's handshake and then Pelosi tore up her...
