LA Health Dept. giving out free COVID masks with holes for easier crack smoking
LOS ANGELES — The LA Department of Health is giving away free face masks with
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CDC releases official ‘contact tracer’ uniform and haircut
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released the official uniform and haircut
CNN CEO selects Greta Thunberg to conduct triple bypass surgery on him
CNN CEO, Jeff Zucker, is in need of triple heart bypass surgery and he has
BREAKING: Korean flamethrower squirrels have reached the US
Hot on the heals of the dual plagues of COVID-19 and the Asian murder hornets,
Coronavirus holds press conference to tell us how to keep safe from the government
After months of government press conferences telling the people of the world how to keep
BREAKING: Coronavirus has died after infecting Chuck Norris at age 77
The novel coronavirus, which has wrecked havoc across the globe, has been declared dead after
As states reopen, Democrats threaten to stay at home and do nothing, just like before COVID
As states across the country set to reopen after the unprecedented COVID-19 shutdown, Democrats have
California spends $14 trillion on police hovercrafts to catch quarantine-breaking surfers
California Governor Gavin Newsom has probably taken the most drastic measures of any state in
Cuomo orders Murder Hornets to be placed in nursing homes
The same government that protected us from the WuhanVirus, will protect us from hornets, Trust Big Brother.
CDC warns second wave of COVID-based celebrity virtue signaling will be worse than the first
We already reported that the CDC has warned Americans to be prepared for a second
