Health

New Yorkers posing as Afghani terrorists in order to move freely without vaccine passport

Exavier Saskagoochie August 17, 2021

NEW YORK--Thousands of New Yorkers across the city today are pretending to be Afghani terrorists so that they can move...

Nursing schools add vital Tik Tok dancing classes to 2021 curricula

Exavier Saskagoochie August 14, 2021

US—Nursing schools across the country have added the important and vital Tik Tok dancing classes to their curricula in order...

Local leftist swaps ‘I punch Nazis’ bumper sticker with ‘Show me your papers!’ sticker

Exavier Saskagoochie August 9, 2021

US—A local leftist, Wankie McJohnson, has finally switched his ‘I Punch Nazi's’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Show me...

SCARY: These are the lungs of an unvaccinated person with COVID

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. August 9, 2021

This is scary people. Just look at this picture to see what the lungs of an unvaccinated person. I don't...

CNN: All 600 relatives at Obama birthday bash wore invisible face masks

Exavier Saskagoochie August 7, 2021

MARTHA'S VINEYARD--Former President Barack Obama assured the public that all 600 of his close family and friends wore invisible face...

BREAKING: California decriminalizes rapes lasting under 1 minute

Exavier Saskagoochie August 6, 2021

SACRAMENTO, CA—Citing justice based on California's decriminalization of theft under $1000, Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally decriminalized rapes lasting less...

BREAKING: Biden rolls out new neck seatbelt mandate

Exavier Saskagoochie August 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden announced today a new national mandate for neck seatbelts in all cars for all ages. The...

BREAKING: Fauci orders drone strike on Rand Paul

Exavier Saskagoochie August 6, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Escalating his War on Science, America's Doctor and leader of the Pharmaceutical-Industrial Complex Anthony Fauci has ordered a drone...