Governor Andrew Cuomo rolls out ‘Death Tax’ on all living persons in New York
With so many new taxes being proposed by New York it's difficult to choose the best and brightest ideas. The...
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Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
BREAKING: Walmart warns of critical shortage of tons of worthless plastic crap from China due to coronavirus
The retail superstore Walmart has issued a warning for all customers that they are experiencing a critical shortage of worthless...
Men can’t have an opinion about abortion (except for the 9 men who decided Roe v Wade)
If you didn't bleed through every pair of pants you had in 7th grade, you can't write laws about reproductive...
Mayor Pete and Greta Thunberg found to be twins separated at birth
Once again our crack medical reporting team is on the move. Through our diligent research we have uncovered another shocking...
Bill Gates disappointed his population control coronavirus hasn’t killed more
The population control bioweapon coronavirus is on the move again. It has now spread throughout China. Next stop, who knows?...
Pete Buttigieg takes sexy selfie at mass grave for South Bend abortion victims
Pete Buttigieg took time out of his busy presidential campaign yesterday to flash a peace sign and smirk on a...
Elizabeth Warren hopes to pick up crucial dog-faced pony soldier vote with facial reconstruction surgery
Elizabeth Warren has been fading in the polls recently. Her Native American debacle has not helped. But now that Joe...
Boeing finally reveals the contents of the ‘black box’
Iran has acceded to the demands of Boeing today in agreeing to hand over the infamous Black Box from the...
