States now requiring ‘man flu’ vaccination before marriage
The Food and Drug Administration has just announced approval of the new man-flu vaccine, Viril-Myst, which will be available for...
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Climate protestors force traffic jams full of idling cars to protest CO2 emissions
Across Canada, traffic was stopped early Monday morning by activists taking part in a global climate protest. The group heading the...
Hillary enters 2020 race after entire Democratic field have surprise heart attacks
Hillary Clinton has officially entered the 2020 presidential race after the entire Democratic field were sidelined with heart attacks. "I...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez releases new cookbook, ‘Cooking Babies for Climate Change’
It all started with a crazed disciple of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez charging her podium shouting "We've got to eat babies to...
Ocasio-Cortez infuriated that fan’s ‘eat the babies’ shirt was made from fossil fuels
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez held a town hall in Corona, New York, at the Queens Public Library on Thursday, which concluded with...
After scary heart surgery, Bernie decides he’s the candidate without a brain
If I only had a brain, Bernie Sanders’s campaign aides are reporting, has been on the lips of the octogenarian...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders fakes heart attack to get out of paying for dinner again
Democratic presidential primary contender Bernie Sanders is off the campaign trail for a few days after he underwent emergency surgery Tuesday...
BREAKING: Local man nominated for Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat
Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....
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Report: Looney Tunes episodes more scientifically literate than Greta Thunberg’s UN speech
It’s true. I know, I was surprised. The moment Greta started blubbering about the adults in the room ruining her...
Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters....
