BREAKING: Clintons open physician-assisted suicide business in New Jersey
The soul-searching is done for Hillary Clinton post the 2016 election. She and her husband Bill have finally figured out...
Health
APA adds ‘knowing Clintons’ to DSM as leading risk factor of suicide
The American Psychological Association has updated its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) with a minor entry, adding 'knowing Clintons' to...
Julian Castro’s new “disarm hate” plan will permit liberals to hunt Trump voters for sport
Julian Castro just released a plan to effectively end the unnecessary violence in America. Using his thinking cap, and building...
Dad of gay teen fondly recalls time when real men only feared daughters getting pregnant
Oh, the good ol' days when men were men and women were women, and boys didn't compete in girl competitions...
Rep. Cummings uses Baltimore improvement grant to publish rat and mice cookbook
After being criticized for not doing much to solve his districts horrible, rat-infested slums, US Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) has...
Mario Lopez disapproves of giving toddlers cancer-causing hormones, is burned at the stake
Well this escalated quickly. During an interview with world renowned white-supremacist, Candace Owens, Mario Lopez let his bigotry show. He...
Kamala Harris’ innovative new healthcare plan will imprison everyone so they can go to the doctor for free
Now, this is thinking outside of the box. Fed up with the labyrinth of bureaucracy that healthcare in America must...
Baltimore working tirelessly to clean up their reputation instead of their rat infestation
Baltimore residents took to the streets and to social media to clean up their reputation in the wake of the...
Trump’s twitter account labeled ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ after Tweet destroys a million libs
Shut down the press. Trump made a tweet and it resulted in the deaths of a million liberals and counting!...
Study: San Francisco most accessible city in America for contracting the Black Plague
The numbers are in and, it turns out, if you long to live in filth and contract ancient diseases then...
