UK police apprehend deadly gang of intentional misgenderers
Knife crime and terrorism is on the rise in the UK, but thankfully, the authorities have been able to stifle...
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Breaking: Biden picks Kamala Harris to creepily sniff for the next three months
The decision is in! Finally. After months of painstakingly waiting the senile old vice president cum presidential hopeful picked his...
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
Michelle Obama complains about the black American wealth gap from her $12M Martha’s Vineyard home
As most people know by now, Michelle Obama grew up in the Deep South, the daughter of a sharecropper. Her...
Clinton: ‘I did not have sexual relations with that plane’
Former President Bill Clinton denied knowing anything about the “terrible crimes” allegedly committed by billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein. In a...
Fauci: You must give yourself a swirly to prevent catching the coronavirus
Are you prepared to do your part in combating the coronavrius epidemic? The esteemed expert of immunology and overlord of...
Lori Lightfoot blames Chicago gun violence on gas pumps failing to print receipts
Just today, Mayor of Chicago Lori Lightfoot reveals the exact cause of the mass murders going on in her city...
Local man eaten by plant that grew from mysterious Chinese seeds
PROVO, UT—A local man, Harry S. Truman (no relation to the president), was eaten alive by the plant that grew...
BREAKING: Biden replaces Secret Service detail with super friendly social workers
WASHINGTON DC--A longtime proponent of "redirecting" police funds, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his...
Having not found 5 righteous people in Chicago, Trump orders a surge of fire and brimstone
President Donald Trump, having not found even 5 righteous people in the city of Chicago, announced plans Wednesday to send...
