BREAKING: New poll shows Hillary Clinton won 2016 election in landslide
As the 2020 presidential election gears up with nearly 4 million Democratic candidates challenging Donald Trump, polls indicate that Donald...
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Trump to deport ‘millions of undocumented Democrats’ starting next week
President Donald Trump announced late on Monday night that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will begin the process of removing...
AOC: ‘If I don’t extort more taxpayer money, I’ll have to take money for votes’
In a brave interview, ever popular freshman US Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has defended her demand of a pay raise on...
Crime syndicate busted for trafficking plastic straws into California
The FBI says they’ve arrested dozens of people and seized hundreds of pounds of plastic straws – including nearly a...
Trump’s new border wall will exclude California, parts of Oregon and Washington
With Trump's border wall in full production, authorities have added an additional 2000 mile section that would remove California and...
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout...
In appeal to moderates, Bernie calls for worker-ownership of his gulags
As wealth inequality has increased, so has the injustice of the capitalist America. Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders hopes to correct...
BREAKING: Biden never officially declared innocent of rape
The Mueller resignation press conference has opened the flood gates of condemnation in accordance with the new standards of jurisprudence...
Mueller: Trump ‘obstructed justice by not doing what he was accused of doing’
Special Counsel Robert Mueller, while announcing his resignation, declared that President Trump had "obstructed justice by not doing what he...
