Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
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Activists raze Columbus, OH to the ground in reparation for Christopher Columbus
Columbus, OH—207 years after its founding, activists have started tearing down buildings and dismantling the transportation system as a way...
Harvard stages Biology 101 book burning to protest ‘misogynistic and transphobic science’
Students and faculty of prestigious Harvard University have staged a massive book-burning of Biology 101 text books to protest the...
DNC to Replace 2020 Convention with Two Minutes of Loud, Sustained Yelling at Images of Trump
In a move that some have called "hip" and "with it", the Democratic National Committee will do away with their...
Governor’s Wife to Go By “First Seal” not “First Lady” in Nod to Gender Equality and the End of the World
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the life partner of California's newly inaugurated governor, Gavin Newsom, says she's nixing the...
Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers
The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...
Transgender woman destroys game shop; wonders why people don’t treat her like a lady
In a barbaric rage, a biological man who prefers to be called a woman, destroyed a game store in Albuquerque,...
Local woman’s faith shook to the core when unexpected thunderstorm ruins her outdoor wedding
"It was not supposed to happen like this." Jessica Trayler exclusively recounted for us as unexpected thunderstorms rolled through Northern...
Local man accidentally expels wife’s demons while reciting prayers from dusty old Latin book
While cleaning out his attic, a local man stumbled upon a dusty old prayer book written in Latin that is...
George H W Bush died from death
Rumors have spread like wildfire about the former president's death. What was the cause? Health experts have now confirmed that...
