BREAKING: Insurrection is okay again
(CNN) NASHVILLE—More than a 1,000 mostly peaceful protestors rallied around Tennessee’s state Capitol on March 30 calling for more restrictive...
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‘It’s pathetic when people pretend to be someone else’ tweets AOC from her ‘Zaza Demon’ account
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez used her burner Twitter account "Zaza Demon" to criticize people who impersonate her. "It's just...
BREAKING: Biden to confiscate all Americans’ guns to give them to Ukraine
Washington D.C. - In a shocking move that has left gun rights advocates reeling, President Joe Biden has announced that...
Biden calls for national day of mourning for trans person who was viciously misgendered after mostly peacefully killing some people
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has announced that he will be calling for a national day of mourning for Audrey...
FBI to Rename Itself ‘Federal Bureau of Intimidation’ to Better Reflect Its Mission
WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI announced that a century after its founding in 1908, it’s changing its name. The official new name...
Hunter Biden stars in new film ‘High Plains Grifter’
In a stunning announcement, it has been revealed that Hunter Biden, son of US President Joe Biden, will be starring...
Pornhub launches new section for AI-generated Trump arrest porn
US—Nothing gets a beta male soy boy hotter than AI-generated images of former President Donal Trump being arrested in New...
BREAKING: Trump arrest fails after he shouted ‘I can’t breathe!’ during arrest
NEW YORK—The highly anticipated arrest of former President Donald Trump failed after he shouted "I can't breathe" during the arrest...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s illegal business deal with China, DOJ to arrest Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to new revelations of illegal business dealings with China, The Department of Justice have issued an arrest...
BREAKING: Following Several Violations, Constitution in Critical Condition, Sent to Hospital for Emergency Care
DAILY CALLER—The Secret Service confirmed today that the Constitution of the United States was sent to the hospital and is...
