BREAKING: Biden ends mass discussion about ‘Kids in cages’
THE BORDER—The great humanitarian Joe Biden has overturned the horrible Trump immigration policy of "kids in cages" that the Obama...
Politics
NEW: AOC reveals she is a Holocaust survivor
NEW YORK—Desperate for attention, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced new layers to her victim status by describing her very real experience surviving...
BREAKING: Abraham Lincoln officially splits with Lincoln Project after disturbing reports
UNITED STATES—Following a number of reports of sexual misconduct by at least two members of the Lincoln Project, former President...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to stop Iran’s nuclear weapon program by giving them $180 billion
WASHINGTON, DC—In a show of foreign policy muscle, President Joe Biden threatened to stop the progressing Iranian nuclear weapon program...
Biden to keep troops in DC forever to make sure it doesn’t look like a military coup
WASHINGTON, DC—Josef Stealin Biden will keep the National Guard troops stationed around the nation's capital there until March in order...
POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 2-week free trial of the New World Order
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 2-week free...
Greta Thunberg wins Nobel Prize for her role in Black Lives Matter
STOCKHOLM—The Nobel Committee has proven that they are not racist by giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg for...
AOC claims Starbucks tried to kill her by misspelling her name on her to-go coffee
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is living a nightmare in the hellscape that is the nation's capital. Not only...
Local girls HS team gets new recruit after Biden signs trans rights executive order
The local girls high school basketball team got a surprise new recruit following President Biden's new transgender rights executive order...
