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BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell: ‘Russian hackers made me sleep with Chinese spy’
SAN FRANCISCO—US Representative Eric Swalwell has admitted to sleeping with a Chinese spy during his ascent to the House but...
Champ and Major testify before Bidengait Senate Committee: ‘Kamala was behind attack on Joe’
WASHINGTON DC—'Bidengait' erupts in the capitol as the Senate Intelligence committee investigates a possible conspiracy inside the Biden administration to...
Georgia Senate runoff ballots now available on Amazon for $14.99!
SEATTLE--Amazon spokesperson, Jeff Bezalbog, filled us in on their new Elections department. “We kinda missed the boat on the last...
BREAKING: Trump team leaves garage pull on fraudulent ballots so that the FBI will finally investigate
ATLANTA—Frustrated with the lack of action by the FBI in the widespread election fraud cases, the legal team for President...
Kamala Harris gives Joe Biden safer dog
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Dominion-Elect Kamala Harris has decided to start off the Winter Solstice celebration (that some refer to as...
BREAKING: Bill Clinton tests positive for every disease except COVID-19
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Former US President Bill Clinton has tested positive for every disease known to man except for COVID-19, which is...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch video of poll workers committing election fraud
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to watch video of poll workers...
Biden to shift funds from police to new ‘Sweet Heat’ CAT (Corps of Armed Trans) Force
SCORES GENETLEMEN'S CLUB, NEWARK, DE--President-elect Joe Biden has promised that he will defund police in his first 100 days and...
AOC launches new ‘honest socialism’ clothing line
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has engaged in capitalism to release her new line of honest socialism merchandise on her...
