BREAKING: The Senate will call impeachment witness John Blasey Bolton
Democrats cheered as they secured enough votes to allow witness in the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump. Their...
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6 Troubling White Nationalist Symbols Hidden Within The New Space Force Logo
The Anti-Defamation League is sounding the alarm over secret Nazi imagery they have discovered hidden within President Trump’s new Space...
Warren wears her ancestral headdress while vowing to criminalize election ‘disinformation’
Wearing a Native American headdress, Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren promised Wednesday not to spread fake news online in a tweet...
Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials
In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...
Village People file injunction against USMCA for copyright infringement
Today at Twelve Noon, President Trump signed the USMCA. Immediately after the signing, lawyers for the Village People filed an...
AOC recommends people drink Dos Equis to avoid contracting coronavirus
Since the deadly coronavirus has been ravaging parts of China and making its way to the United States, US Representative...
BREAKING: Super Bowl LIV cancelled due to devastating climate change predictions that haven’t come true
Dire climate change predictions have put the entirety of South Florida under water and while these predictions haven't come close...
‘Billionaires take all their money from workers’ says politician who takes all her money from workers
Democratic Socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashed out against evil wealthy businessmen and women in a recent interview. "No one...
All proceeds from John Bolton’s new book will go to help feed bombs to kids in the Middle East
Former National Security Advisor and general advocate of carpet bombing John Bolton's new book is giving new meaning to the...
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
