BREAKING: Mayor Lightfoot outlaws shooting people in Chicago
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
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2020 The Movie: cast interviews
Truth is stranger than fiction, so it stands to reason that the best fictional movie of 2020 is a documentary...
Congress passes bill to enslave everyone today to pay reparations for slavery 200 years ago
WASHINGTON DC—Congress has passed a bill to enslave all current living Americans to pay $6.2 quadrillion to descendants of slaves...
New Yorkers forced to shoplift bread hidden in shoe boxes to feed their kids
In a recent Zoom townhall, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said the recent uptick in crime in New York City including...
A picture of Joe Biden will now be featured on milk cartons
Joe Biden is lost. Now when we say lost, we are not referring to his mind which he lost decades...
Newsom mandates leather face masks so Californians can literally lick boots while being bootlickers
SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued a statewide order mandating that all Californians wear leather face masks while in public or...
Redskins officially change their name to Washington Thinskins
LANDOVER, MD—The Washington Redskins have officially changed their name to the Washington Thinskins at the request of the leftist mob....
BREAKING: Congress passes reparations in 1792 dollars, which comes out to be $0.89
Move over money, it's now become, "White America is the root of all evil." Why there hasn't been anything white...
Leftist mob attacks Black Lives Matter chapter for actually helping black people
COMPTON, CA—A Black Lives Matter protest took place today but this one was much different than any of the previous...
Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server
Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court....
