Governing bodies promise to only censor you if you’re wrong
WASHINGTON--Members of Congress have passed a bill during a daytime meeting and somehow, every member of congress voted in favor...
Politics
BREAKING: Biden supporters make off with millions in loot in rallies across Chicago
CHICAGO—COVID-19 restrictions didn't stop supporters for presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden from making off with millions of dollars in...
Biden sad no popcorn appeared after pushing ‘popcorn’ button on microwave
WASHINGTON DC—Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is furious after realizing his microwave is nothing but a foghorn-blowin' trolley jumper....
Fauci to lead new COVID Inquisition Panel
The United States Supreme Court today has ordained that any mention of the malaria cure known as Hydroxychloroquine curing someone...
Texas Governor sets up ‘Wall of Moms’ to keep Californians out of the state
“A great idea is a great idea!” Texas governor Greg Abbott shouted as he watched the “wall of moms” separate...
Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’
US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...
Activists are furious that people are driving through their protests held on streets where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving through their...
Nation’s nurses worried they’ll have nothing to do if TikTok is banned
Nurses across the country and even across the world have spoken out against the horrifying prospect of President Trump banning...
CDC predicts COVID will die out abruptly November 4th
ATLANTA—The CDC has assured the public that the COVID-19 virus will no longer pose a threat greater than the regular...
AOC disgusted to learn Epstein excluded people of color from sex trafficking ring
NEW YORK—US Representative for New York, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was horrified to learn that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell instructed one...
