Politics

Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral

Bubbaken Managua July 3, 2020 0

The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...

Seattle bullies knock down little kids’ fort, take all their soy milk

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2020 0

SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...

Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months

Exavier Saskagoochie July 1, 2020 0

AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...

Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down

Exavier Saskagoochie June 27, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is "pretty sure" the way to win hearts and minds in an election...

EXCLUSIVE: Never before seen photo of Joe Biden and Aunt Jemima on the Lolita Express

Justin Case June 27, 2020 0

Genesius Times has obtained exclusive photos of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden assaulting Aunt Jemima on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita...

Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy

Richie Richards June 26, 2020 0

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton announced she already wrote Joe Biden's eulogy for his upcoming COVID-related death."This is the exact kind of...

Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot

Exavier Saskagoochie June 26, 2020 0

ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...

Trump promises to replace all torn-down monuments with statues of himself

Exavier Saskagoochie June 25, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Woke protesters have paused their widespread monument destruction after President Trump promised to replace all torn-down monuments with statues...