To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
In an attempt to avoid the chaos that occurred in Iowa, which resulted in two days without a declared winner,...
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Feud intensifies as Trump bashes Pelosi with folding chair on House Floor
Many thought that after President Trump ignored Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi's handshake and then Pelosi tore up her...
AOC celebrates impeachment results: ‘Trump quitted!’
Minutes after US senators voted to acquit President Trump of the charges brought against him last year, many prominent Democrats...
BREAKING: Mormon God to impeach Mitt Romney
We all now know Senator Mitt Romney will vote to impeach President Trump claiming "It's between him and his God."...
Nancy Pelosi releases series of workout tapes ‘Ripped’
Kept under wraps for months, our Genesius Times sports journalism department uncovers what Nancy Pelosi has been up to for...
Democrats honor Margaret Sanger by wearing ‘white-supremacy white’ to State of the Union
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar— showed up...
Iowa Caucus results delayed due to DNC using Common Core math to tally votes
The first election of 2020 devolved into chaos Monday night as the results of Iowa’s Democratic caucuses were delayed indefinitely as...
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton admits servers for Iowa caucus located in Chappaqua
Genesius Times breaking news reporter, Imonit Ritenow, has uncovered stunning secret documents and satellite images. They reveal Democrat-run servers being...
Iowan Dems scramble to find a candidate who doesn’t actually suck
For over a year, Iowans have hosted campaign stops by over three thousand Democratic presidential hopefuls in effort to prove...
BREAKING: Ben and Jerry’s “Peach-Mint” recalled after attempting to suicide over 63 million people
Genesius Times food critic, Buffet Bill Scaletopper, has been given another exclusive, revealing Ben and Jerry's newest and most disgusting...
