Black owners disguise their businesses as Planned Parenthood so rioters won’t burn them down
As the violent thirst of the mob continues to be quenched by directionless rage towards the small businesses, that bring...
Politics
Marvel releases new superhero blockbuster ‘Black Pander’ starring Pelosi, Schumer, and Nadler
WASHINGTON—The Marvel superhero universe just got a lot bigger and more ridiculous with the release of this summer's guaranteed blockbuster,...
Trump modifies Washington Monument in response to protesters
WASHINGTON—President Trump has been looking for new ways to communicate to people since his favored platform Twitter has started censoring...
Petition to change name of ‘White House’ to ‘Black Lives Matter House’
America is finally waking up to its systemic racism by calling out all the white racists and making them wear...
Protesters required to wear blackface to hide offensive whiteness and end racism
Blackface is abhorrently offensive to sensible people, but not more than white skin color. That’s why most Black Lives Matter...
Jussie Smollett attacked by murder hornets at 3AM in Chicago
CHICAGO, IL- Actor Jussie Smollett is the latest victim of a hate crime to capture the nation's attention.The 'Empire' actor...
DC Volunteers accidentally paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ over a black homeless man
WASHINGTON—In perhaps the most stunning and brave demonstration since the police killing of George Floyd, DC Mayor Muriel "Bowow" Bowser...
LEGO releases new Antifa rioter sets complete with real burning buildings
Lego is asking its affiliates to temporarily halt advertising for toy collections depicting the White House and police stations in the...
Adam Schiff: ‘I have proof Donald Trump is the son of Hitler’
WASHINGTON DC—Congressman Adam Schiff (CA-28) claims he has evidence that U.S. President Donald Trump is the biological son of the...
Fauci warns of new deadly pandemic ravaging America: IBS (inevitable Biden syndrome)
A new pandemic is quickly approaching America. Just when you thought 2020 could not any worse, here we go again...
