BREAKING: California launches guaranteed income program for all human turds in the state
California has launched a guaranteed income program for the state's human turd residents to help with financial insecurity. Governor Gavin Newsom...
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Maricopa County to Count All Votes by 2048
The Maricopa County Elections Department announced today that they’re still working on counting all of the votes for the 2022...
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: US reacts to Nancy Pelosi stepping down from Party leadership
Speaker of the US House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi (D-NY), who failed to have her husband killed last month, has...
Zelenskyy reports finding Russian noose in his garage; demands $400 billion in US aid to retaliate
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has reported finding a Russian noose in his presidential garage and has posted a video demanding...
BREAKING: Fox News calls Arizona for Biden in 2024 election
(FOX NEWS) Fox News has officially called the state of Arizona for Joe Biden in the 2024 presidential election. While...
World stunned to hear a US president form complete sentences for the first time in years
MAR-A-LAGO--Viewers around the world were shocked and stunned to hear a president make coherent points and form complete sentences for...
BREAKING: Washington Commanders Win Via Mail-in Touchdowns
PHILADELPHIA—The Washington Commanders emerged victorious over the Philadelphia Eagles despite not physically attending the game. Washington won using their new...
Nearly 6% of Americans believe the crazy conspiracy theory that US elections are legitimate
US—A shockingly high 6% of the US population believe the crazy conspiracy theory that their elections are free and fair...
In response to Biden-Ukraine-FTX money laundering scandal, Congress to impeach Trump again
US—Rocked by revelations that now-bankrupt cryptocurrency company FTX and Alameda Hedge Fund used Ukrainian aid to donate to Democratic political...
