‘Minnesota Nice’ not just a slogan but a way of life
There's just something about Minnesota. Maybe it's because it smells like cheese all the time where nobody can figure out...
Religion
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
Trump mandates all hotels include a copy of ‘The Coronavirus Bible’ during pandemic
President Trump has mandated that all hotels replace their Gideons Bible with a copy of "The Coronavirus Bible (Revised Satirical...
Murder hornets insist they are the ‘Hornets of Peace’
DEARBORN, MI — With the Vespa mandarinia, or better known as "murder hornets," arrival in the United States, some hornets...
BREAKING: NYC Mayor De Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews
In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews...
Cenk Uygur claims Armenian genocide was actually a COVID-19 outbreak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of denying the 20th century Armenian genocide by the Young Turks, Cenk Uygur finally...
Heroes who kill babies for money condemn people for risking others’ lives to reopen economy
In these trying times, Democrats need a hero. The Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden appears to be a senile rapists...
Church disguises itself as an abortion clinic so government will let it stay open during lockdown
Richmond, VA — With churches around the country closing and violators of stay-at-home orders being fined and imprisoned, one church...
Millions celebrate Christ defeating death forever by cowering in their houses afraid of a bad cold
Christians throughout the world celebrated the day that Jesus Christ overcame death in the Resurrection by cowering in their houses,...
Millions of children thank COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with creepy bunnies this year
Millions of children around the country and indeed the world are thanking COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with...
