BREAKING: Costly Congress members to be replaced with automated tellers
Washington DC—With pricey COVID relief bills in negotiation, the country has decided to automate the Congress, replacing all US representatives...
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Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you've received the...
Dominion Voting System selected as Time Person of the Year
Dominion Voting Systems, one of the most important components to the ongoing 2020 presidential election, has been selected as Time...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules against Texas, Trump in 6-5 vote
WASHINGTON DC—The Supreme Court has ruled against the State of Texas and President Donald Trump in a close six to...
YouTube unveils its new logo
MOUNTAINVIEW, CA—YouTube’s CEO Susan Wojcicki unveiled YouTube's new logo today in Sillicon Valley, launching a rebranding effort that more closely...
First COVID vaccine recipients are feeling ‘great’
LONDON—The first recipients of the much-anticipated COVID-19 vaccine say that they're doing "great!" Several recipients in UK and US have...
CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch video of poll workers committing election fraud
(CNN) Brave anchor Chris Cuomo has made it very clear that it is illegal to watch video of poll workers...
The Race Card is perfect gift for those impossible-to-shop-for relatives
PHILADELPHIA—Whether at a family dinner, a community outing, or even a sporting event, we all have at one time or...
Twitter launches free-speech alternative called Twit
SAN FRANCISCO—Propaganda app CEO Jack "Rasputin" Dorsey has launched a new free-speech alternative to Twitter called Twit. “I just don't...
Newsom shifts all police funding to pay for Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns
SACRAMENTO—California Governor Gavin Newsom has unilaterally defunded all police this week to pay for his Aerial Turkey Surveillance Thanksgiving crackdowns....
