VIDEO: Bill Gates opens up about plan to depopulate and control the world
In this candid interview, Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for Sinister Bioengineering opens...
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Google launches satire filter to protect people from unapproved laughing
Mountain View, CA—Google CEO Sundar Pichai announced today that a the next Google Chrome update will include a mandatory satire...
Alyssa Milano releases line of crocheted body armor for police
Actress, activists, and self proclaimed genius Alyssa Milano has already made her mark by being part of the #MetooSometimes Movement...
New border wall now totally impermeable to everything except 2×6″ bricks of every drug known to man
Is it just me or does that wall seem like it's full of holes? Not just a few here and...
Nation’s liberals all jump off cliff after experts say it reduces risk of catching COVID
Well the experts done done it (again). First they said the virus was not highly contagious, then they said it...
Twitter automatically changes all old #IBelieveHer hashtags to #IBelieveJoe
Twitter has done it again. With so many cutting edge technologies like increasing the allowed length of tweet from 140...
De Blasio posts ‘Work From Home Sets You Free’ signs around New York City
In an uplifting public relations campaign, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has posted signs around the five boroughs...
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
De Blasio turns quarantine snitch app into dating service after it’s flooded with penis pics
As the great Rahm Emanuel was known to say, "never let a good crisis go to waste" and Mayor Bill...
