In response to Russian attack, Biden imposes several new sanctions on American citizens
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the further attack by Russia on Ukraine, the Biden administration announced new sanctions on American citizens, ensuring further...
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American Fetuses identify as Ukrainians so that Democrats recognize their right to life
As many Democratic dominated state legislatures across the country push for extreme abortion deregulation including bills that would allow for...
Top Ten stupid errors holding up Ukraine’s ‘Fast Track’ EU application
10). Date should be month, day, year; not day, month, year9). The addendum to the addendum was not attached to...
Biden announces new mandate requiring workers to show proof of support for Ukraine to keep job
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden administration ordered U.S. companies today to ensure their employees are fully supporting Ukraine by Jan. 4 or...
US ‘very worried’ Russia may seize US bioweapons labs in Ukraine that don’t exist
WASHINGTON, DC—Government officials are "very worried" that Russia may seize US bioweapons labs in Ukraine that don't exist. "Do we...
Biden bans buying oil from Russia; mandates buying Russian oil from China marked up 10%
WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday the U.S. will ban all oil imports from Russia and require imports of...
Miss Russia leads Ukrainian prisoners of war in festive parade to concentration camp
DONETSK, UKRAINE—In one of the few festive occasions of war, Miss Russia Helga Lavrov marched Ukrainian POW’s through Donetsk, Ukraine...
Putin opens Uyghur concentration camp to make everyone like him again
MOSCOW—After receiving widespread condemnation for his invasion of Ukraine, Russian President Vladimir Putin has opened up Russia's very own Uyghur...
BREAKING: EU leaders explain to Biden why Wile E. Coyote will never catch Roadrunner
U.S. President Biden, in using the cartoon ‘Roadrunner’ as an analogy for the Russian, Ukraine war attempted to illustrate several...
BREAKING: Florida invades Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too
TALLAHASSEE—The state of Florida has invaded the sovereign nation of Ukraine so that CNN will leave them too. Florida also...
