Economist Paul Krugman suggests workers use only their left hand to boost employment
UNITED STATES—In today’s edition of the former newspaper New York Times Nobel Prize winning-economist Paul Krugman wrote an op-ed in...
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BREAKING: AOC recalls barely making it out alive of Ewok siege on Endor base
FOREST MOON—A teary-eyed Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) on Monday recounted the horrifying events during the Ewok siege of the Galactic...
BREAKING: Thousands of immigrants heading to US to become victims of systemic racism
McALLEN, TX—A migrant caravan from Africa and Central America is heading for the United States to become victims of the...
BREAKING: Biden ends mass discussion about ‘Kids in cages’
THE BORDER—The great humanitarian Joe Biden has overturned the horrible Trump immigration policy of "kids in cages" that the Obama...
Groundhog Day: Fauci sees his shadow so there will be 6 more weeks of quarantine
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—Anthony Fauci saw his shadow Tuesday, predicting six more weeks of quarantine. No one can question the veracity of...
BREAKING: Biden threatens to stop Iran’s nuclear weapon program by giving them $180 billion
WASHINGTON, DC—In a show of foreign policy muscle, President Joe Biden threatened to stop the progressing Iranian nuclear weapon program...
POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 2-week free trial of the New World Order
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 2-week free...
Greta Thunberg wins Nobel Prize for her role in Black Lives Matter
STOCKHOLM—The Nobel Committee has proven that they are not racist by giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Greta Thunberg for...
Here’s a guide to President Biden’s plan to fight COVID-19
WASHINGTON, DC—Following a press conference with President Biden’s press secretary Jen Psaki, the White House released its official plan to...
Biden replaces disloyal National Guard troops with loyal Chinese army
WASHINGTON, DC--President Biden isn't taking any chances with security. He's making sure that all the National Guard troops guarding the...
