Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Dolphins wide receiver Hubris Jackson suspended for 2 preseason games for murdering his ex-wife
MIAMI—Dolphins wide receiver Hubris Jackson was suspended for 2 preseason games for murdering his ex-wife and two other people in...
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Trump to FBI: ‘I kept all the secret files on Hunter’s laptop’
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the unprecedented raid by the FBI on President Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate in which the FBI has said...
BREAKING: FBI raids several pedophile clients of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
US—The FBI has raided all of the pedophile clients of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in dozens of early morning investigations,...
BREAKING: Congress votes to increase inflation 25% in order to decrease inflation 1%
WASHINGTON, DC—The Senate on Sunday voted to pass H.R. 5376, otherwise known as the "Inflation Reduction Act", 51-50 which will increase inflation...
BREAKING: Republicans trick Biden into taking a cognition test by telling him it’s a COVID test
WASHINGTON, DC—US House Republicans have been trying to trick President* Joe Biden into taking a cognition test since the oldest...
BREAKING: Biden outlaws attempts to stop the spread of monkeypox as a hate crime
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has outlawed any attempt to try to stop the spread of monkey pox as a hate...
Cabal of global elites outlaws ‘dangerous’ conspiracy theory that there’s a cabal of global elites
UN—A cabal of global elites have officially outlawed the “worrying and dangerous” conspiracy theory that there is a cabal of...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner wins, won’t have to listen to US National Anthem for next 9 years
MOSCOW—US women's basketball player Brittney Griner has won her Russian court case and won't have to listen to the National...
BREAKING: Brittney Griner’s race card has been declined in Russian court
MOSCOW—WNBA Player Brittney Griner's race card has been declined after she tried to use it to during her trial in...
Maricopa County says they’re using Common Core math to count votes; could be done in 2024
PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in Maricopa County have said that they're using Common Core math to count votes in the 2022...
