California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028 
Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’ 
All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee 
Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library 
NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player 
People who didn’t accept themselves as they were demand you accept them for who they are
SPRINGFIELD — In a joint statement delivered via a synchronized TikTok live from the back room of a downtown queer...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Democrats warn that if the SAVE Act passes, it will disenfranchise millions of dead voters
WASHINGTON — In a passionate press conference held outside the Capitol today, leading Democrats sounded the alarm over the controversial...
Mamdani Vows to ‘Solve the Homeless Problem with One More Deep Freeze’
NEW YORK CITY — In a press conference held amid swirling snow flurries and the faint scent of victory (or...
Socialist Valentines with AOC and Bernie Sanders
The creative art director at the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in preparation for...
UNBREAKING NEWS: The shooter wasn’t a white CIS-gendered male so we’re going to stop covering this story
In a rare display of journalistic restraint, major news networks announced this morning that they would be immediately ceasing all...
Letting the 83% Who Want Voter ID Get Their Way Is a Threat to Democracy!
Mx Chou, Professor Emerita of Intersectional Democracy Studies and Advanced Queer Theory (dual appointment), University of the People’s Progressive Future...
BREAKING: FBI arrests ███ ████ after it appears 6 million times in the Epstein Files
WASHINGTON — In what officials are calling the largest single-entity criminal conspiracy in modern American history, the FBI's Special Redaction...
US Women’s Team Takes Olympic Gold in Virtue Signaling
MILAN—In a display of unparalleled moral fortitude and respiratory caution, the United States Women's National Team secured the gold medal...
Deep Thoughts by AOC: Episode 2
Episode 2 of Deep Thoughts by AOC just dropped! Watch as our favorite democratic socialist visionary dives even deeper into...
Trump gains liberal support by renaming ICE ‘Planned Citizenship’
In an appeal to pro-choice progressives protesting the detention center at the Mexican border, President Trump has renamed the US...
