CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X
BREAKING: Powell announces Federal Reserve has added Hawk Tuah Girl to advisory role
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WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to avoid future confusion and streamline the investigative process, the White House has unveiled a state-of-the-art...
In a move that’s raising eyebrows across the political spectrum, music mogul Sean “P Diddy” Combs has officially launched a...
WAHINGTON, DC—In a jaw-dropping escalation of governmental ingenuity, the Department of Justice, under Attorney General Merrick Garland, has reportedly decided...
In an unexpected twist, Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is being hailed as the early frontrunner for the...
In a bizarre twist of events, international terrorist groups have traded in their encrypted messaging apps and advanced technology for...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS — Oprah Winfrey, queen of daytime television and undisputed gatekeeper of celebrity culture, has outdone herself once again...
SACRAMENTO, CA – In a bold legislative move that has left political analysts, constitutional scholars, and anyone with a mouth...
In a ceremony filled with pomp and, ironically, very little circumstance, Guinness World Records awarded the Israeli Mossad the coveted...
The real tragedy of our time isn’t the soaring inflation, crumbling infrastructure, or the total collapse of bipartisan cooperation—no, the...
NEW YORK—Sean “Diddy” Combs, the iconic hip-hop mogul, has tragically committed suicide in a Manhattan jail tomorrow. Despite the event...
