Greta Thunberg’s Global Warming Conference cancelled due to sub-arctic freezing temps 
In lieu of aid, Kamala enrolls California fire victims in Jelly of the Month Club 
Hunter Biden claims new ‘masterpieces’ lost in wildfire were totally worth $200 million 
AOC: ‘If global warming is a hoax, why is it 90° in Australia now in the middle of WINTER?!’ 
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ 
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks secede from the United States
DALLAS—NBA team the Dallas Mavericks, led by owner Mark Cuban, have seceded from the United States. Cuban on Tuesday told...
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To be more inclusive, Disney fires only woman on ‘The Mandalorian’
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—In an effort to be more inclusive, Disney has fired Gina Carano, the only female on their...
Teachers unions call for schools to be closed forever so children never get sick again
UNITED STATES—In a joint letter today, many of the nation’s most influential teachers’ unions – from the AFT, to the...
Dems schedule impeachment for every past and future Republican president
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful trial of former president Donald Trump, House Democrats have scheduled impeachment proceedings for every past and...
BREAKING: Trump replaces impeachment team with Zoom call cat lawyer
Former President Donald Trump was unhappy with his impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor's opening argument on the Senate floor Tuesday, two people familiar...
Democrats to impeach all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump
WASHINGTON, DC—In a stunning and unprecedented move, Senate Democrats have subjected all 75 million Americans who voted for Trump to...
Exclusive sneak-peak of AOC’s new book: ‘Dictionary for the Economically Impaired’
NEW YORK CITY—Since her election to Congress, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has been the object of constant mockery, and for...
David Hogg releases line of woke bedding including the BLM ‘Burn It Down’ pillow
Anti freedom activists and omnipresent media generated expert on all things David Hogg has decided to put conservative business owner...
BREAKING: Chiefs win Super Bowl LV after scoring 6 touchdowns at 4 am when no one was watching
TAMPA BAY—The Kansas City Chiefs, along with the rest of the world, thought they had lost Super Bowl LV when...
BLM promises to ‘burn the whole motherf***er down’ if they don’t win the Nobel Peace Prize
WASHINGTON, DC—Black Lives Matter protestors took to the streets over the weekend after it was announced they were nominated for...
